Make a coffee order alignment chart
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Everyone has a coffee order, and everyone judges everyone else's. This alignment chart puts nine of them on the classic grid, lawful to chaotic across the top and good to evil down the side.
The template opens as a 3x3 grid titled "Coffee order alignment", colored along the diagonal, with an order in every box. The same order every day is Lawful Neutral. A ten-minute order at the front of the line is Lawful Evil. Swap in your office's orders and download it.
Food and everyday life
Pizza eating alignment
LawfulNeutralChaoticGoodTip first, crust lastFolds it in halfCrust firstNeutralKnife and forkJust eats itTwo slices, face to faceEvilPicks off every toppingLeaves the crusts in the boxDips it in coffee
Cereal alignment
LawfulNeutralChaoticGoodCereal first, then milkLeaves milk for the next personCereal for dinnerNeutralMeasures one servingEats it dryStraight from the boxEvilMilk firstPuts the empty box backUses orange juice
Dishwasher alignment
LawfulNeutralChaoticGoodRinses, sorts, plates face inReloads it after youFits a whole pan in sidewaysNeutralFollows the diagram in the manualPuts things in. Anywhere.All the spoons in one slotEvilRedoes yours while you watchLeaves clean dishes in for daysPuts the wooden board in
Sleeping position alignment
LawfulNeutralChaoticGoodOn the back, arms by the sidesCurled up like a catStarfishNeutralSame side every nightOn the side, nothing fancyWakes up facing the wrong wayEvilSteals all the blanketsSnoozes the alarm six timesSleeps diagonally in a shared bed
Alignment chart templates
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