Make a pizza alignment chart
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How someone eats pizza says a lot about them. This alignment chart keeps the classic D&D axes, lawful to chaotic and good to evil, and fills the nine boxes with eating styles instead of characters.
The template opens as a 3x3 grid titled "Pizza eating alignment". Tip first, crust last is Lawful Good. Dipping it in coffee is Chaotic Evil. Type over any box, add photos of the evidence, and download a PNG or a square image for social media.
Food and everyday life
Cereal alignment
LawfulNeutralChaoticGoodCereal first, then milkLeaves milk for the next personCereal for dinnerNeutralMeasures one servingEats it dryStraight from the boxEvilMilk firstPuts the empty box backUses orange juice
Coffee order alignment
LawfulNeutralChaoticGoodBlack coffee, no fussBrings a round for the teamOat latte, extra shot, cinnamonNeutralSame order every dayWhatever is hotIced coffee in JanuaryEvilA ten-minute order at the frontReheats the same cup four timesSeven shots after 9 p.m.
Dishwasher alignment
LawfulNeutralChaoticGoodRinses, sorts, plates face inReloads it after youFits a whole pan in sidewaysNeutralFollows the diagram in the manualPuts things in. Anywhere.All the spoons in one slotEvilRedoes yours while you watchLeaves clean dishes in for daysPuts the wooden board in
Sleeping position alignment
LawfulNeutralChaoticGoodOn the back, arms by the sidesCurled up like a catStarfishNeutralSame side every nightOn the side, nothing fancyWakes up facing the wrong wayEvilSteals all the blanketsSnoozes the alarm six timesSleeps diagonally in a shared bed
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